The Commonwealth of Great burger land is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by nimzo chesslord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.674 billion Great burger landians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New steak city. The average income tax rate is 25.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Great burger landian economy, worth 81.4 trillion burger dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,647 burger dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, the arms industry is strictly regulated, a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles, and taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great burger land's national animal is the cheese burger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great burger land is ranked 36,634^th in the world and 123^rd in Concord for Safest, scoring 106.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.